At last, we have a cure for all!
Ailments large and ailments small,
Good health is not beyond my reach,
If I inject myself with bleach.

Radiant, I’ll prance along,
Every trace of limescale gone,
With disinfectant as my friend,
Like him,
I’m clean around the bend.

— Pam Ayres (@PamAyres) April 25, 2020

Thanks for the mention and your support! ColoradoDana71: gstoakes GeorgeTakei It’s not like his followers even know how to read!!!

— Graham Stoakes MIMI (@gstoakes) April 24, 2020

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— Graham Stoakes MIMI (@gstoakes) April 24, 2020

That's numberwang. https://t.co/06n0rRXTlr

— Jimmy Fizziks (@jimalkhalili) April 12, 2020

It’s really important you stay in this bank holiday weekend, even though you’re probably missing your friends, don’t meet up, video call instead - remember, don’t be a din, stay in and keep the NHS safe. @PitC_Football @PortsmouthProud @portsmouthtoday @TeamLocals @TravelHighbury pic.twitter.com/FoTQnwlrFT

— Highbury College (@HighburyCollege) April 10, 2020

Ofqual confirm that functional skills students will receive calculated grades - but other vocational courses may have assessments adapted or rescheduled https://t.co/d3N4QvEfxN

— Tes Further Ed (@tesfenews) April 9, 2020

https://t.co/2v0OeT3R8f

— Graham Stoakes MIMI (@gstoakes) April 9, 2020

Please bear with us while we do our best to operate as efficiently as possible under such extraordinary circumstances. Our delivery partners, warehouse and customer services teams are all experiencing staff shortages at a time of high demand. See more >> https://t.co/pqMakI8Bw7 pic.twitter.com/ozBmb1zRBJ

— Wordery (@wordery) April 6, 2020

Thanks for the mention and your support! JackMoorhead2: gstoakes Thank you. It’s a bit hollow at the moment though.

— Graham Stoakes MIMI (@gstoakes) April 4, 2020

Happy birthday ?

— Graham Stoakes MIMI (@gstoakes) April 4, 2020